Driver: I wasn’t on my phone, I was eating a hash brown

Best. Defense. Ever 

“[The driver]  says the officer thought a hash brown he was eating while driving was a cellphone. [He] says phone records show he didn’t make any calls around the time he was pulled over, plus he has Bluetooth so has no reason to hold a phone while driving.

Lt. Jillian Cabana says the department stands by its story but couldn’t comment further due to pending litigation.”

https://whdh.com/news/driver-i-wasnt-on-my-phone-i-was-eating-a-hash-brown/