A Night In The Life of An Uber Driver! Drivers/Riders please share your story!

I know this isn't a question but I thought I would share some of my stories as I drive for Uber. I hope drivers and riders will share their stories. The good, the bad, and the ugly. 

August 3rd. I pickup 3 ladies in their 20's, preety and built very nice.  Two were nurses. I am not exactly sure what the one who sat up front was. They get in one in front is talkative. I start ride its approx. 20 min to destination. Front rider says "do you know what Sugar Babies.com is? I replied "I think I can guess".  She starts to tell me all about it.   I just joined last week and I have a 90 yr old guy message me. He wants to send a car for me & send me for massage, and a mani pedi. Then car will take me to Ruth Chris Steakhouse. We will have dinner the car will take us back to his house (hopefully not an Uber & I dont get request) I'll give him a ####job. If I do a good job he will give me an allowance. At this point I am speechless what do I say? So she is all excited and laughing so I just laugh. She continues. Another guy sent me a message while I was in church, introduced himself he said he was 64 and sent me a D pic. So She responds to pic (think its best i dont repeat what she says back to him as its XXX rated) in Church of all places, her response will send her to hell for sure. Now I am thinking am I on some hidden camera show? Is she serious? The 2 friends in back are very quiet this whole time other thsn a few small laughs. Then she proceeds to show me the pic. Really too much info. I reply, I think your guy is a little older than 64 maybe 84 as 2 things are missing on each side of d pic. They are either down to his knees or the size of grapefruits. She proceeds to go on about how much $ she can get blah blah. The trip was finally over. I dont get it why tell your ride share driver, hell why tell anyone? Only in an Uber!