Eagles need to stop losing. Riders from Hell tonight.

Seems like when the Eagles lose riders are more drunk. Pick up a couple early 30's.   Female trashed and staggering. I thought it was going to be a "dump your friend on Uber driver ride". You know when the friend opens the doors tosses in the drunk rider throws you a 5.00 and runs like hell. Guy did get in with her also she passes out as soon as her ass hits the seat. We start talking next thing I know a mile into trip ride cancelled pops up. So I pull over and tell the guy the ride got cancelled he says "thats ok" I reply "no its not ok". He apologizes and I tell him to reorder. He then says "sorry but I am too drunk to do this".  He goes to hand me his phone and I say "no you hold it" and I tell him what to do. I  accept trip and notice address, directions, ETA is off. Gf entered 1st address which was the wrong address in oppsite ends of city. Kind of a good thing it got cancelled because we were just about to go 95 S we needed 95 N. We talk the rest of way. We pull up she isnt waking up. I had just accepted an Uber XL that would've been a decent trip to Willow Grove. By the time we got her up (5 min) XL cancelled. That sucked. Check back seats make sure they didnt forget anything. Look in rearview to pull away she was laying in middle of street. Dude couldnt get her up more wasted than I thought. I cant just pull off, should've:) At least this time not pouring rain. Next rider pick up from same bar. She gets in seems ok. Asks if she can sit up front and can she smoke. No problem I smoke. Big mistake. Heard about the Uber driver who almost raped her but "she kicked his ass". Short tr…

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Seems like when the Eagles lose riders are more drunk. Pick up a couple early 30's.   Female trashed and staggering. I thought it was going to be a "dump your friend on Uber driver ride". You know when the friend opens the doors tosses in the drunk rider throws you a 5.00 and runs like hell. Guy did get in with her also she passes out as soon as her ass hits the seat. We start talking next thing I know a mile into trip ride cancelled pops up. So I pull over and tell the guy the ride got cancelled he says "thats ok" I reply "no its not ok". He apologizes and I tell him to reorder. He then says "sorry but I am too drunk to do this".  He goes to hand me his phone and I say "no you hold it" and I tell him what to do. I  accept trip and notice address, directions, ETA is off. Gf entered 1st address which was the wrong address in oppsite ends of city. Kind of a good thing it got cancelled because we were just about to go 95 S we needed 95 N. We talk the rest of way. We pull up she isnt waking up. I had just accepted an Uber XL that would've been a decent trip to Willow Grove. By the time we got her up (5 min) XL cancelled. That sucked. Check back seats make sure they didnt forget anything. Look in rearview to pull away she was laying in middle of street. Dude couldnt get her up more wasted than I thought. I cant just pull off, should've:) At least this time not pouring rain. Next rider pick up from same bar. She gets in seems ok. Asks if she can sit up front and can she smoke. No problem I smoke. Big mistake. Heard about the Uber driver who almost raped her but "she kicked his ass". Short trip get to next bar. Now she proceeds to tell me her life story and btw she was pretty damn drunk also. 2 cigs 23 min later she finally got out. Last words from her mouth 5 stars  and I'll tip you in the app. If I had 5.00 for everytime I heard that I could buy somerhing really nice. At that point I never turned the app back on. I had enough. Another lesson learned. Lesson 147 when driving for Uber, don't drive when Eagles play later than 1:30 especially if they are losing. I even went to Church before I started driving tonight. Lol 

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