Actual Sign on an Uber - Upvote or Downvote?

I am sure the intention was good. There are some lines in there like, "Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride." and "my goal is to provide a top quality service."

Then there are crazy and nutty lines in there that are super defensive and must come from 10 years of abuse as a driver. "Don't assume I have an attitude", "Misery loves company", "you just happen to be one of the few people who need to work on themselves" 

Scary. That's some serial killer sh*t.

Psychotic. I can almost see him type this. Meant to type a little nice sign and ended up being an entire page.

<rant rant rant rant rant rant> NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE 

I feel like this guy has some problems.

Wow, way too much text. I am not going to read that now or ever. Keep in short and simple. People will see that wall of text and just turn on their phone to play their games.

1-star rating just for that sign.

I mean, that would be my duty to society.  I must warn others.

Rule #1 of customer service: don't alienate your customer. Fail.

Some people are jerks and have bad attitudes. You still have to drive them around. We all work in the service industry. Drivers need to realize that, and to realize that the service industry is not for everyone. You don't get to pick and choose who your clients are and you certainly should not be preemptively bitching and moaning about them via passive aggressive notes in the back of your car. This guy should not be in a customer facing job.