I saw this on social media. I believe the credit goes to Robert Puckett.
I ordered an Uber back from the bar.
I. Was. Sauced.
For some reason, I kept telling the driver I would “give him the tip. Just the tip.”
Obviously referencing my johnson.
I just kept repeating that joke.
He was a quiet man and didn’t say much.
When he dropped me off at my house, he wouldn’t even look me in the eye.
I just remember saying “Umm here’s that tip I promised.” And I dropped a $5 in his passenger seat.
I still cringe thinking about that night.
I would like to take this time to thank all Uber drivers out there. You guys have to deal with people like me, and I’m so very sorry.