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Things you should you never say to an Uber or Lyft driver?

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4088 Rider Driver
 Posted 5 years, 1 month ago

“I’ll tip you in the app...” which is almost always a lie.

“Hurry Up, I’m late for my …”. If you text or call me before I get there with that message, I’m cancelling, your rush is not going to be my speeding ticket.

“The other drivers let me do it...” No, you can’t crowd 5 people in, bring a drink in, or have children with no car seat. They are all illegal.  So no, I’m not risking my future for you.

"Mind if I take off my shoes? " Yeah right!

"Do you mind if I smoke?" Only if you are on fire!

"Do you mind stopping by the liquor store, I'll only be a minute." Sure, it'll be a dollar a minute (cash) starting now.

"Can you help me find some party favors?"  Only if you can find them at Walmart!

" If you don't let me ... (have my way about something) I'm going to file a complaint with Uber." Okay Mr./Ms. one star, hope to never see you again!!

"Do you have Jesus in your heart?" Yes, and he's clogging my arteries.

"Do you want to see my..." Hmm, I'm not sure!!

"Give me all your money or else...!" Ha Ha hahahhahhaahhaa. This $11.79 just got you twenty years pal! Smile for the camera synced into the cloud!

Do  not ask me for my opinion when you are in an argument with your significant other!!

Do not ask me what my zodiac sign is. I'm not that hard up for conversation!


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    275 Rider Driver
     5 years ago

    Great list. I'll add "Can I eat this in your car?"

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    447 Rider Driver Driver
     5 years ago

    What part of NO do you not understand ? The N or the O 

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    75 Driver
     5 years ago

    Can count on one hand the number of people who actually tipped me in the app after telling me they would. Most people who do tip in the app, just tip they don't say it.

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    259 Driver
     5 years ago

    Do not ever ask me to break the law.  Your crappy tip isn’t worth it.